Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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