is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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