So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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