Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Your dad touched me again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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