I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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