its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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