so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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