i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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