do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
