Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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How external is "for external use only"?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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