I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Can I color on your dick again?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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