Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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