found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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