Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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