What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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