What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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