That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
even my farts smell like vagina
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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