u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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