thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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