My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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