And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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