he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
