the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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