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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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