just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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