But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
No stitches, just platelets and will power
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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