i just google imaged poop.
honey bunches of taint.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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