i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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