I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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