I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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