i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
