what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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