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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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