i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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