Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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