doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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