She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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