So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
