Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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