look no pants
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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