I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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