You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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