question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I need to calm my uterus...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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