This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Small penises have feelings too.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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