I wish I could punch you in the face.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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