I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I have so many feelings about this burrito
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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