the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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