So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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