hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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