Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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