I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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