Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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