I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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