Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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