Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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